(Deliverables is an annoying business term and is just one of the 212 Most Annoying Business Phrases Managers Effuse, Confuse, and Overuse detailed in the hilarious must-have guide for every workplace: The 30,000-Pound Gorilla in the Room. Available right now on Amazon.) Deliverables Pizzas are deliverables. Books are deliverables. Shoes are deliverables. Everything else? Well, […]
(Analysis Paralysis is an annoying business phrase and is just one of the 212 Most Annoying Business Phrases Managers Effuse, Confuse, and Overuse detailed in the hilarious must-have guide for every workplace: The 30,000-Pound Gorilla in the Room. Available right now on Amazon.) Analysis Paralysis Analysis paralysis, unfortunately, is a very real ailment for many […]
(Agree to Disagree is an annoying business phrase and is just one of the 212 Most Annoying Business Phrases Managers Effuse, Confuse, and Overuse detailed in the hilarious must-have guide for every workplace: The 30,000-Pound Gorilla in the Room. Available right now on Amazon.) Agree to Disagree While saying, “We will have to agree to […]
(This is an excerpt from The 30,000-Pound Gorilla in the Room – Available on Amazon.) Reinvent The Wheel While those in the workplace who waste effort trying to create something that’s already been created can be annoying, they’re not nearly as annoying as those who constantly chastise everyone with “We don’t need to reinvent the […]
Motivation for The 30,000-Pound Gorilla Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or, perhaps, just living a normal life), you’ve heard about the phenomenal new book I co-wrote that details the 212 most annoying business phrases managers use. Okay… you’ve never heard of it before this moment… I get it. But, now that you have […]
Laid Off or Just In Lockdown? How to Fill Your Days to Make the Most of this Crisis …and the Rest or Your Life! After years of building a solid audience for my free online training videos – an audience that grew month-over-month – I saw a gigantic drop in traffic this week (March 15-21, […]
It’s not just Car Dealers wasting money in Paid Search Dealers: Looking for a little good news? Well, automotive retail is not the only industry wasting hundreds of millions every year in paid search and display. I guess that’s good news… sort of… in a misery-loves-company kind of way. Retargeting Fail We’ve all noticed how […]
The Best Amazon Review I Ever Received Casey gave my book, Sh*t Sandwich, a 2-Star review on Amazon last week… and, it’s the best review I’ve ever received! Before I explain why it’s the best review ever, let me share his thought-provoking words of wisdom: OK, Boomer. This is the most boomer book I’ve ever […]
Dear Ford: I Cannot Believe I’m Still Writing About This in 2020! (No time for a long post this morning. However, if you want to read more on this neverending issue in automotive, go here: DEAR TOYOTA: HERE’S $108 MILLION TO SPEND IN YOUR FIGHT FOR SHARE AGAINST FORD.) This week’s headlines for the Ford […]
The Unwritten Rules of Travel As a regular business traveler, I adhere to my sworn duty to do my best to train the leisure traveling masses on proper travel etiquette. Of course, the tools at my disposal are usually nothing more than a condemning glance, an outright scowl, an audible “harrumph,” or an offensive Tweet. […]
Delta Boarding Zones, Gate Crowding, and How the New, New, New Boarding Zones Might Be the Dumbest Alternative Yet Delta knew they had a problem. Their Delta Boarding Zone System (DBZS) was confusing and caused massive gate crowding. Inferior rivals, faced with the same issue (think United), didn’t wrack their brains solving it, they just […]
Gate Crowding: The Zombie Apocalypse – How Delta’s Passengers Are Blocking Even More Gates Since I first wrote about Delta’s Boarding Zones and the Ubiquitous Gate Crowders, I’ve left Delta for Southwest and returned. In my absence, Delta took an already confusing zone boarding system (one that caused most of the gate crowding) and made […]
Why “Wait & See” Wins with Shiny Objects Ten years ago, the consummate car-guy Charles Oglesby (then CEO of Asbury Automotive Group) told me, “In automotive retail, you cannot hold a creative competitive advantage for very long.” His point was clear: In the rare case that someone truly discovered some purchasable competitive advantage that actually […]
The Customer Experience: Southwest Airlines Didn’t Even Try For context, I gave up Delta Diamond Medallion status a few years ago because I was tired of being treated like a king when I was lucky enough to receive an upgrade, while being treated worse than baggage when I was not. This was (and likely is) […]
Should You Buy a Car with a Rebuilt or Salvage Title? The short answer: It depends. The long answer is the reason for this post. First, let’s understand what it means when a vehicle has a salvage or rebuilt title. What is a Salvage Title and What is a Rebuilt Title? Primarily, a vehicle is […]
The SEM Thieves Aren’t Even Trying Anymore! A Google Analytics map hit my inbox today that can only be described as mind-numbingly incredible. Incredible, in that it is simply not credible. The map, displayed below, shows where this anonymous dealer’s website traffic originated from last month. No, this is not the board from the game […]
‘Assumptive Selling’ Creates a Better Car-Buying Experience (and This Month, it May Help Create a Better Experience for a Worthy Couple) $10 from every copy of ‘Assumptive Selling’ sold on Amazon in August 2018 goes straight to help Bryan & Tamarra Armstrong Tamarra Armstrong, wife of the consummate Car Guy, Bryan, suffers from a very […]
Carvana is Worth Every Bit of $2 Billion I have to admit it, Carvana (NYSE: CVNA) has captured the imagination of Wall Street investors, the likes of which I haven’t seen since the early days of Pets.com. They are, in my opinion, clearly a $2 billion company. Unfortunately for those who remain in the stock, […]
Power Off to Power On! It’s time to bring innovation and creative brilliance back to your company! (Yes, this article is long… and the fact that many will not be able to read it in its entirety in one sitting will precisely prove my point.) There was a time – before smartphones – when people […]
Do Your Carfax.com Leads Close at Relatively Low Rates? Let me level set right from the start: I like Carfax. I have friends who work at Carfax. I think Carfax has (ultimately) been good for the industry. Additionally, this post is not intended to encourage dealers to cancel their Carfax.com listing agreements, only to drive […]